The Tail of #570

Good Trail – though it ended up longer than Party Stick thought it would be (his map was very small). We missed singing “Happy Birthday F…” to you. We have a couple of new transplants from Mississippi that attended… Kentucky Fried Failure (she is attending Gonzaga) and Slippery Dippery Cock (at least I think that’s what he said… either that or Slippery Dickory Cock).

Attendance included Boner (R-A), Pussy-Hat, Comes-In-Spurtz, Beaver, Anal, Legal, Ever-Hard & Ready, plus the two transplants I mentioned, and of course the hare, Party Stick. The last one in the door was Everhard so has been volunteered as the next hare – venue Mikes in the Valley near the Déjà Vu. The pack crossed I-90 at Idaho Street and had trouble with a check at the railroad tracks and it took at least 15 minutes to finally find the well hidden flour on true trail down the tracks to the east. The next check the pack had trouble with was back out on the road (I’m guessing 3rd???). Trail marks were eventually found by Everhard up in the wooded rocks and trails. Some of the pack tried “smart hashing” a bit and a spontaneous “Hash Hold” was called until the wayward Legal was finally found.

Trail finally led to the Spokane River where the hare was waiting with cold Kookanee, water and chips. The transplants wanted songs so we gave them “head” (so said), “I used to work in Chicago” and “Today is Monday…” With about three beers remaining, circled was called and vessels were produced from empty water bottles with the tops literally ripped off, thanks to Boner. By 9pm the back was on-in back to where Party Stick had his vehicle parked and everyone was transported back to the Falls in two shifts. The pack was circling in the parking lot and deciding on grease location when the Evers headed on back to Spokane. So that’s all I got.

On-on!
So scribed and known as true.
Everready