The Tail of #575

Well, shit the #575 Trail Happened. Thank “G” that the IEH3 survives after 23 years.

Few hashers made it, but this trail was a shiggy fun time.

Ahhh, People’s Park where you are greeted with “NO PORKING” graffiti on the parking lot barricades. Yes, that was our venue. What’s up with that? Nice that our bankrupt hash cash brought pre-lube suds before we red-lined, and had no funds. Who is our hash cash anyway and what the F*** happened. We were promised a show for $7, but I don’t think it happened. Crap if our Hare Raiser doesn’t buck up for the cause, what will we become?

Boner hustled out and trail began. Red marks lead to a nice circle jerk, but we ran it backwards. Guess it wasn’t a LIVE TRAIL??? Any how, we followed backwards and forwards until the pack found a true red marked trail through People’s Park. Oh, what ventures wait? Tribal clans, tent folk, or the cockery that the graffiti stated? Whistles blew and hounds followed through dirt, brush, and water. Yes, this was hashing shiggy, BABY! Oh, but it didn’t rain. You lazy asses on the couch missed out this OLD SCHOOL hashing trail. You should be shammed.

Yeah, trail led through some tent cities, a few stunned pedestrians, and some lost souls (all stranded on a dirt path-trail, carrying backpacks). Hmmmm? Thank the ½ mind upstairs that we had whistles. As no stabbings, kidnappings, or floaters occurred. Yet, there was that B-Stop near the Cemetery. But I digress, it took lots of lost searching, thanks to the locals that wiped out the marks and some splashing through Hangman Creek or delicate stone hopping to arrive at the BS. But ohhh, how sweet the orange grub and suds went down, down, and down.

The hare rambled to his BS vehicle out of the cemetery and we gazed at the clouded sky to Pink Floyd and then determined it was time to go. A slide here and a slush there, guided us back across the creek and apartment lights showed us the way.

Circle was conducted and damn, suds were drunk. Many thanks to Hare-Just Plain F*ckin Boner, RA-Terminator, Beaver, Party Stick, Pussy Hat, Legal Bondage, Anal Whistler, Beast Masturbator, Tale of Two Titties, Cums in Spurts, and Valenteenie Ass.

Known as true and scribed by,
Trancid Nuts