To the IEH3 Pack--Please except or is that accept...my sincere apologies for being tardy with my spam to the pack regarding the last HASH...too much cheer and merry HO HO and Mary the HO...caused the IEH3 spam to go out a little late...hope all that made the Hanger 57 IEH3 # 530 had a great trail! Or had a great time sitting in the warmth of the pub and consuming many beers!!!
REMINDER ******************************* a note from Scratch, and it is true it is rare that we have such an event within close proximity to WashAHo please consider and rego if interested----Note from Scratch----"Less than 140 spots left for the IAH2009 (inter-americas hash) in Winterpark, CO this upcuming Labor day... i have been promoting this for awhile and it is so rare to get a huge hashing event this close and it would be shame if i was the only one representing the ieh3... there are boise, calgary, coos bay, edmonton, and portland area hashers signed up... if you want to see hashing at its finest... this is the event to attend... check out iah2009.com for more info..." Happy New Year!ON-ON Scratch
Happy Friggin HASH New Year May your beers be many, your hangover be slight and your carnal pleasures be...ah hell can't think of anything that rhymes.......Merry Friggin New Year and Happy Christmas IEH3 On On see you all on the 10th of January at...............check here on the website next week and look for the prompt pack spam.
On On Spoonered
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Next HASH is Cumming
Next HASH is the 27th of December at the Hangar 57 on the South Hill if everyone can make it up the hill by then...
Like usual we will mass at 2:00 PM the snowshoe Hare will slide out by 2:15 PM.
Like usual we will mass at 2:00 PM the snowshoe Hare will slide out by 2:15 PM.
Monday, December 22, 2008
HASHmus has passed, What's next?
Is there any body our there? HASHmus was more then a week ago and the Webmasterbaiter has not heard a thing about what happened at this glorious event! Also it would help to get some dates for future Hashes and possibly (I know this is hard) some venues!Just checking in via cyberland.
On On
Webmasterbaiter
On On
Webmasterbaiter
Thursday, December 11, 2008
HASHmus
WHAT: IEH3 HASHmus WHEN: SATURDAY DECEMBER 13TH SOCIAL 1:00PM TRAIL 2:00PM
WHERE: 154 S. Madison Ste 200 A to A
WHO: JPFBH-YOUR SANTA HO HO
WHY: CUZ THE BEAST NEEDS SOME MORE PPSBNP PORN
DETAILS:---With potluck and white elephant gift exchange as always. HASH CASH is $10.00 cuz it is the season. Also Boner is stripping or something so bring your singles for the show or no show (actually HASH raffle).
NOTE: EdmOntOn HHH is celebrating 1000 runs next summer (July 2009). The rego form is attached. We also have online regos if that is easier for you.
DETAILS:---With potluck and white elephant gift exchange as always. HASH CASH is $10.00 cuz it is the season. Also Boner is stripping or something so bring your singles for the show or no show (actually HASH raffle).
NOTE: EdmOntOn HHH is celebrating 1000 runs next summer (July 2009). The rego form is attached. We also have online regos if that is easier for you.
Check out the website at:
http://mrpeeeeenut.googlepages.com/1000
Register before Jan 1 and save $45.00
http://mrpeeeeenut.googlepages.com/1000
Register before Jan 1 and save $45.00
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Ho, Ho HASHmus
Info for HASHmus venue is at JPFB work. 154 S. Madison ste 200 In Spokane. Trail is an A to A. Bring your poluck dish and a nasty or drunken gift.I will spam the pack later this weekend.
On On
Sponer
On On
Sponer
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Saturday Hash with PPSBNP
Be there at 2:00 pm, bring a friend and get ready for a tour of the Valley View fire. And, hilly shiggy. All out of Poppy's.
Poppy’s
415 S Dishman Mica RdSpokane Valley, WA 99206509-922-9457
Poppy’s
415 S Dishman Mica RdSpokane Valley, WA 99206509-922-9457
Monday, November 24, 2008
Turkey Day Run with PPSBNP
Meet at PPSBNP's house at 8:00 ( 4034 S. Sundown Dr; 926-7516). Trail will start at Iller Creek trailhead, go up to Tower Mt, head south then east to Rocks of Sharon and then north back to the trailhead. Should take about 96.27 minutes. Several stops along the way.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Rancid Say's On On
Jolly Hounds of the IEH3,
Just want to say hi and I hope to see you all for Hashmas. Yeah, some will frown, but I will buck up for suds. Miss my IEH3 family, crap you all took me in back in 1999 and I am thankful! Once a hasher, you can always find a pack -anywhere!!! That is the best thing about hashers. Miss you all and will see you soon, if the baby sitter shows up.
On On, Rancid
Just want to say hi and I hope to see you all for Hashmas. Yeah, some will frown, but I will buck up for suds. Miss my IEH3 family, crap you all took me in back in 1999 and I am thankful! Once a hasher, you can always find a pack -anywhere!!! That is the best thing about hashers. Miss you all and will see you soon, if the baby sitter shows up.
On On, Rancid
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
What's Cuming Up
Nov. 29th -- 2 pm -- Pilfering -- No venue
Dec. 13th -- 2 pm – Boner -- No venue
Dec. 27th -- 2 pm -- Valenteenie – No venue
Dec. 13th -- 2 pm – Boner -- No venue
Dec. 27th -- 2 pm -- Valenteenie – No venue
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Hash Saturday
The next Hash will be Saturday, November 15 at 2PM at the Slab Inn located in Post Falls, ID. Then we will Hash two weeks later on the 29th. The winter months we Hash every other weekend.
We have a group run on Thanksgiving morning starting at the Rocks of Sharon a Turkey Trot (in the Iller Creek area). We’ll hit the trail around 8:00 am on Thanksgiving. Breakfast at Bob & Bubba’s Kitchen will follow the run. Contact PPSBNP (Pilfering Pete Sponge Bob No Pants) at ppsbnp@comcast.net for this one.
We have a group run on Thanksgiving morning starting at the Rocks of Sharon a Turkey Trot (in the Iller Creek area). We’ll hit the trail around 8:00 am on Thanksgiving. Breakfast at Bob & Bubba’s Kitchen will follow the run. Contact PPSBNP (Pilfering Pete Sponge Bob No Pants) at ppsbnp@comcast.net for this one.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Re-HASH HASHoWeen
A tribute to the HASHoWeen participants by Spooner Boy and Squirt. Follow the links and enjoy the fun.
Green Bastard—Staff Infection
Hanson Brother #2-Spooner Boy
MMA fighter—Scratch n Sniff
Da Warden—Defloured
EverHard and EverReady—The SuperEvers
EverSpreader—Cleopatra
Just Plain *uckin Bone Her—Bare Butt Cowboy so special he gets 2 -Bare Butt Cowboy Dos
Squirt-Angel Fallen or otherwise
Terminator—Hugh Hefner
NB Denise Toga Party participant
The Beast Masturbator On a Date
Green Bastard—Staff Infection
Hanson Brother #2-Spooner Boy
MMA fighter—Scratch n Sniff
Da Warden—Defloured
EverHard and EverReady—The SuperEvers
EverSpreader—Cleopatra
Just Plain *uckin Bone Her—Bare Butt Cowboy so special he gets 2 -Bare Butt Cowboy Dos
Squirt-Angel Fallen or otherwise
Terminator—Hugh Hefner
Rectal Remorse—Elga Viking SheWoman
Valenteenie Ass--Cereal Killer
Pink Pecker—Princess Dice
Chilly Cheeks—poker player
Party Stick—Joe the Plumber
Virgin Jim - Hockey Ref Andy Van Hallerman
Virgin Mike - Queen of the Dead?
Jen Toga Party participant
Valenteenie Ass--Cereal Killer
Pink Pecker—Princess Dice
Chilly Cheeks—poker player
Party Stick—Joe the Plumber
Virgin Jim - Hockey Ref Andy Van Hallerman
Virgin Mike - Queen of the Dead?
Jen Toga Party participant
NB Denise Toga Party participant
The Beast Masturbator On a Date
Sunday, November 2, 2008
We Had An Erection
Grand Mastress: Everhard
The head (wo)man. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head (see GM emeritus) for the hash. Rather (s)he personifies the hash's character (or lack thereof.) He/she leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through his/her officers, he/she gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks only below Beermeister, Hash Cash, Hare Raiser and Hash Harlot in real importance to the hash.
Grand Masters Emeritus: Beaver (Open for Nominations)
These tired old men are the past Grand Masters of the IE3H. We treat them as the relics they are, frequently checking for vital life signs. We treasure and love these artifacts of the past despite their cantankerous personalities.
On Sec: Spooner Boy
This position is the masochist's dream. He struggles with piles of papers, miles of computer wire, and attempts to occasionally produce a Hash Trash to keep the hash members reasonably informed. He is the IEH3 official scribe wherein he spreads the word of the Inland Empire via e-mail. The On-Sec also maintains the hash membership data base and publishes a generally unreliable and inaccurate Hound Directory.
Hare Raiser: Chea Crack
This is the hasher who lines up the hares for future hashes. He makes sure that there is a hare for each hash, that virgin hares have veteran co-hares, finds out the start location of the hash and gets that information to the On-Sec for posting in the Hash Trash and placement onto the Hareline recording. If the Hare Raiser should fail to find a hare for the next hash - he gets stuck doing it himself. Poetic justice.
Hash Cash: Valenteenie Ass
(S)he's he holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.") These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds. The Hash Cash also acts as Hash Haberdasher, procuring and selling items of apparel to the hash.
Hash Horn: Smokie The Tuna (Open for Nominations)
Equipment requirements: A bugle, cornet, trumpet, French horn, trombone, or tuba. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Uncertain.
Hash Mouth: (Open for Nominations)
The hash mouth runs the official business at the On-On with an iron hand. He must be loud, clear, passionate, articulate, and possess an uncommon ability to think on his feet. It also helps if he speaks English.
Hash Flash: Squirt
The person who captures on film for posterity all embarrassing moments from the hashes. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to bring a camera, film, take pictures, have them developed, and put only the finest thereof into the sacred photo album.
Beermeister: (Open for Nominations)
This is unquestionably the most important position in the hash. The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure that the lifeblood of hashing is available at each and every hash event. He keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest spirituous fermenti available, always has coolers in the trunk of his car, cases of beer in his garage, and reliably returns the empty keg between the On-On and On-On-On. This job requires a strong back and a weak mind.
Keeper of the Hashit (Haberdasher): Pink Pecker
This is arguably the most complicated position within the hash hierarchy. The responsibility surrounds custody of a large cardboard box filled with the flotsam and jetsam of past hashes. Precisely why this crap is retained is a mystery shrouded in the mythology of hashdom. However, the hashit itself rarely makes it to the hash, although the custodian is usually there himself. This reinforces the argument that remembering to bring the hashit is probably beyond the cognitive ability of your average hasher.
Songmeister: Topless Barbie (Open for Nominations)
This is a hasher with no self-respect. He never lacks for a song suitable to the occasion. His songs are risqué, lewd, and vulgar. The Songmeister speaks with other hashers and hashes to acquire songs to add to the hash hymnal. His mission is to explore new tunes and new celebrations. To boldly go where no Songmeister has gone before (pardon the split infinitive.)
Religious Advisor: Beast Masterbater
(S)he's the keeper of the faith and enforcer of the holy hash scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light (Bud light) and can taste in his soul the true spirit of hashing. The religious advisor spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the hash in all participants. Any hasher found transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. He is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.
Hash Harlot: (Open for Nominations)
A trashy wench who has seen the dark side of hashing and likes it! One with a lust for life who revels in being the butt of the jester's ribald wit, the object of the songster's bawdy lyric, and the centerpiece of sensual repartee at all hash functions.
Webmasterbater: Squirt
Computer geek who tries to keep the masses informed by updating information on the Super Highway we call the Web. Has a most perplexing job due to the natural desire to link every other word to XXX pictures and smut pages they have found (by accident) on the Web.
The head (wo)man. The chairman of the board. The big cheese. The HMFIC. The guiding light. Gispert's legacy. The GM is not simply a figure head (see GM emeritus) for the hash. Rather (s)he personifies the hash's character (or lack thereof.) He/she leads with a dynamic strength that permeates the fabric of the organization. Both directly, and through his/her officers, he/she gives inspiration, direction, and vision to all. This position ranks only below Beermeister, Hash Cash, Hare Raiser and Hash Harlot in real importance to the hash.
Grand Masters Emeritus: Beaver (Open for Nominations)
These tired old men are the past Grand Masters of the IE3H. We treat them as the relics they are, frequently checking for vital life signs. We treasure and love these artifacts of the past despite their cantankerous personalities.
On Sec: Spooner Boy
This position is the masochist's dream. He struggles with piles of papers, miles of computer wire, and attempts to occasionally produce a Hash Trash to keep the hash members reasonably informed. He is the IEH3 official scribe wherein he spreads the word of the Inland Empire via e-mail. The On-Sec also maintains the hash membership data base and publishes a generally unreliable and inaccurate Hound Directory.
Hare Raiser: Chea Crack
This is the hasher who lines up the hares for future hashes. He makes sure that there is a hare for each hash, that virgin hares have veteran co-hares, finds out the start location of the hash and gets that information to the On-Sec for posting in the Hash Trash and placement onto the Hareline recording. If the Hare Raiser should fail to find a hare for the next hash - he gets stuck doing it himself. Poetic justice.
Hash Cash: Valenteenie Ass
(S)he's he holder of the purse-strings. Someone needs to dash about the start of each hash begging for money. Someone has to keep track of what comes in and what goes out (commonly referred to as "the old in and out.") These generally unappreciated duties fall on the shoulders of the Hash Cash. This trustworthy soul must withstand the whining of the Hares who have overspent, the whimpering of those who forgot their fees, and the interrogations of those who mistakenly think there should be some sort of accounting for hash funds. The Hash Cash also acts as Hash Haberdasher, procuring and selling items of apparel to the hash.
Hash Horn: Smokie The Tuna (Open for Nominations)
Equipment requirements: A bugle, cornet, trumpet, French horn, trombone, or tuba. Performance venue: The hash trail. Musical ability: Uncertain.
Hash Mouth: (Open for Nominations)
The hash mouth runs the official business at the On-On with an iron hand. He must be loud, clear, passionate, articulate, and possess an uncommon ability to think on his feet. It also helps if he speaks English.
Hash Flash: Squirt
The person who captures on film for posterity all embarrassing moments from the hashes. The hash flash must have an acute sense of the absurd to know what to take photos of, and also a small degree of reliability to bring a camera, film, take pictures, have them developed, and put only the finest thereof into the sacred photo album.
Beermeister: (Open for Nominations)
This is unquestionably the most important position in the hash. The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure that the lifeblood of hashing is available at each and every hash event. He keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest spirituous fermenti available, always has coolers in the trunk of his car, cases of beer in his garage, and reliably returns the empty keg between the On-On and On-On-On. This job requires a strong back and a weak mind.
Keeper of the Hashit (Haberdasher): Pink Pecker
This is arguably the most complicated position within the hash hierarchy. The responsibility surrounds custody of a large cardboard box filled with the flotsam and jetsam of past hashes. Precisely why this crap is retained is a mystery shrouded in the mythology of hashdom. However, the hashit itself rarely makes it to the hash, although the custodian is usually there himself. This reinforces the argument that remembering to bring the hashit is probably beyond the cognitive ability of your average hasher.
Songmeister: Topless Barbie (Open for Nominations)
This is a hasher with no self-respect. He never lacks for a song suitable to the occasion. His songs are risqué, lewd, and vulgar. The Songmeister speaks with other hashers and hashes to acquire songs to add to the hash hymnal. His mission is to explore new tunes and new celebrations. To boldly go where no Songmeister has gone before (pardon the split infinitive.)
Religious Advisor: Beast Masterbater
(S)he's the keeper of the faith and enforcer of the holy hash scriptures. This is the hasher who has seen the light (Bud light) and can taste in his soul the true spirit of hashing. The religious advisor spreads the word and inspires the zest and zeal of the hash in all participants. Any hasher found transgressing the spirit of hashing is disciplined by the RA. He is the keeper of the sacred Laws of Hashing and comes up with sufficiently plausible lies to cover any serious questions of propriety of actions within the hash.
Hash Harlot: (Open for Nominations)
A trashy wench who has seen the dark side of hashing and likes it! One with a lust for life who revels in being the butt of the jester's ribald wit, the object of the songster's bawdy lyric, and the centerpiece of sensual repartee at all hash functions.
Webmasterbater: Squirt
Computer geek who tries to keep the masses informed by updating information on the Super Highway we call the Web. Has a most perplexing job due to the natural desire to link every other word to XXX pictures and smut pages they have found (by accident) on the Web.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
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