Trail #552

Saturday Hashing with the IEH3 continues. Yes, let us welcome November in with Suds and Fun. Crap, get off your butt and hash.

Trail #552
Saturday, November 14
Shields Park (Minnehaha Rocks)
5625 E. Upriver Drive
Hash Time: 2:00 PM
Hare: Beaver
Theme: No Damn Theme – Beaver hates themes. Just “Old School” Hashing: Outdoor Venue, Dirt, Hills, and if the Almighty obliges some SHIGGY!

Complaints about the email list, late notification, or just other shit can be directed to your new On Sec. Cause I don’t give a shit so let me have it. You are informed and should get your ½ mind there on Saturday.

On on TRancid Nuts, god I miss my last name.

#550

WHAT: IEH3 #550 RETURN TO SATURDAY HASHING
WHERE: SULLIVAN PARK-northwest side of Sullivan Str. Bridge
when heading (who said) North from I-90
WHEN: SATURDAY OCTOBER 3rd 3:00 PM
WHY: CUZ SUN SETTIN EARLY AND NEED MORE LIGHT TO DRINK MORE BEERWHO: PUSSY HAT AND EVERREADY

Next Hash

Well as I heard it in last Thursday's circle. The next Hash will be on Saturday 10/3 at 3:00PM Hares are Pussy Hat and Eveready. The venue is Sullivan Park on Sullivan just north of the river.

On On
Tran-cid Nuts

549 you Wankers

WHAT: IEH3 # 549
WHEN: Thursday September 17 at 600 PM
WHERE: Poppy's Tavern
415 S Dishman Mica Rd, Spokane
Valley, WA
WHY: Cuz BEER IS GOOD!WHO: Scratch

HASH # 548

What: IEH3 HASH # 548
When: Thursday (tomorrow) 6:00 pm
Where: The Red Lion Pub and Grill 126 N Division
Why: cuz Thirstday is a HASHing day and Pigs R Out in the Park
Who: Legal Bondage

Hash Camp Out 2009

It wasn’t an overly large gathering, but 14 made for a good party-sized group… a total of 15 when you count the couple of hours that Scratch showed up Saturday evening to bless the pack with Yucca and the hash flag before disappearing into the sunset. Attendees also included GM Everhard, Everready, Pussyhat, J-P-F-Boner, Party Stick, Terminator, Legal Bondage, Anal Whistler, The Beast Masterbater, New Boot Stephanie (now named, but more on that later), Pink Pecker, Valenteenie Ass, Uncle Pervy and beer meister Chia Crack. We missed the rest of you!

Friday night was spent establishing tent sites, the group site and most importantly the beer keg site. The group as a whole was up around the campfire till way past this hasher’s bed time. It’s amazing how quickly the hours slip away when there is a keg of PBR, a keg of IPA and a jug of Crunk Juice to keep everyone hydrated. Pink Pecker organized “games”, one of which included a pair of gloves glued to a pair of beer glasses which were then duct-taped onto the wearer’s wrist… not to be removed until a full pint of PBR and a full pint of IPA were completely consumed… just ignore that itch because you cannot get to it with beer glasses securely strapped to your hands. The Beast dubbed them “Edward Beer Gloves”. Every male hasher completed his turn at wearing the beer-glass-gloves; while every female hasher enjoyed shots of some licorice tasting something (must’ve burned a few more brain cells as I don’t remember what it actually was).

Bright and early the next morning it turned out we’d pitched our tent in the direct line of sunrise… noooooo!!!!!!!! I’m still sleepy! So the Evers got up around 7, took their car down the road to their cabin and brewed a couple pots of coffee to take back to the rest of the group along with some muffins and bagels. But it was 10:30 before the hardiest partiers began materializing. Around noon or so a group drove in to Harrison to buy out the Harrison Store ice supply – they came back after spending $50 on ice (it had all melted again by the next morning). At 2 Everhard took off to start laying trail, though there was much whining and grumbling that the trail should be delayed until at least 6pm. But as the hare and the GM, all protests were overruled and with help the pack was nudged into following (though the hare had at least a 30 minute head…who said head… start). With my assurance to them that it was a short trail… and an easy trail through a meadow… many donned flip-flops and sandals rather than running shoes. I had doubts that many would have ever left the comforts of the beer keg if they’d had to wear actual shoes.

Yes, the trail led the pack through a meadow (of sorts), but it also included much noxious knapweed and many wild rose bushes… oops! Because of the less than enthusiastic approach to following trail by some of the hounds, it took longer than it should have, but we eventually got everyone to through the trail to the beer stop and on back … the Beast dragging along a Barbie house for trail treasure that looked more like a crack house and Anal Whistler wearing the hare’s hash shorts on his head like a turban… fortunately Everhard had skivvies so he didn’t sunburn. And then it was on down to the dock where everyone made it into the water at least once and circle was held over until later in the campout. The water was refreshing and Boner took many of the group out on his boat or dragged them behind by a rope… on some sort of floatie tube thing, of course… though he probably would’ve enjoyed pulling bodies around the lake without floatation devices.

Dinner was barbecued burgers and dogs plus many pot luck side dishes. Scratch-n-Sniff showed up long enough to grill our burgers and dogs plus offer Yucca all around, and then she disappeared into the night with other “more important” obligations calling her away. After “good grease”, the group assembled to learn a new card game called Asshole (I’m sure it could have had a different name and still been the same game) with playing cards the size of file folders… easier for the inebriated to identify their cards. It was actually a fun game and continued on long into the night – though the playing group dwindled as the night progressed. About 2 or 3am Everhard was rummaging around to get the fly on the tent because of the lightning flashing in the distance and later we heard the pitter patter of raindrops on nylon. The nice part of it was that the sunrise wasn’t blinding at 6am… we slept till almost 7 because the pitter patter continued. We eventually got up and headed off to bring back coffee and the rest of the muffins and bagels from the day before. And because of the cooler temperature that accompanied the rain there were many that didn’t roll out of their tents till near 11.

The Beast volunteered to lay trail through the campground tent sites for a “hangover trail” Sunday after the cloudy skies cleared… and the pack followed a trail of cheddar goldfish crackers to the beer. It was a good trail and the beer stops (two) had good shade… the wetness of the morning had completely dissolved into a muggy sauna and then turned to clear blue skies and hot, hot sizzling sunny rays. Circle commenced and was drawn out until there was nary a drop of liquid amber left to be consumed. The highlight of the down-downs was to award New Boot Stephanie with a fitting hash name. That long Rapunzel mane of hair had the pack offering up many wonderful names… but there was also the full endowment feature that played into the packs’ devious minds. With nearly a confirmation on “Tail Treasure” there was an overwhelming pack endorsement to Boner’s sudden inspiration for “Tail of Two Titties”! So for now and evermore (or until a re-naming) New Boot Stephanie will be known as Tail of Two Titties! After circle, the group proceeded to break camp… some headed home and some headed back to the Ever’s dock for one or two last dips in the lake. Then all was quiet again.
Submitted to the best of my recollection – Everready. Ya’all come back next year now!

547 Hash

What: IEH3 #547 HASH
When: Thursday Aug. 20 6:00 pm
Where: 5110 E. Glennaire S Hill Location off of 57th on Brownes Mtn
Why: Cuz its Thirstday and we want beer and shiggy!!!
Who: Just Plain *uckin Boner Her

NOTE FROM HARE: Bring your favorite buck up beer or suffer with what I have lol. It's an A to A no ID required. Be ready for glorious views and be equipt to get shiggy wit it! Headlamps, flashlights, candles and blowtorches optional depending on length of stay at BS ON ON

Pacific NW InterHash

Hello IEH3 Hashers,This years Pacific NW InterHash will be held outside of Boise. We would love to see some IEH3 Hashers present. You can sign up on HashSpace or with this mail in Rego. Please send out to your fellow IEH3 Hashers.

Cheers
Pabst Smear

PS We do have your Pig from the Bloomsday Hash, if you want to see him alive he may be picked up at the PNWIH

Next Hash - Vol. 2

Hi pack,
The next run will be Thursday, August 6 at 6:00 at Fat Daddy's Pizza - Wandermere Mall (at Hastings RD and way north Division (US-395)) - just north of Albertsons. (It's too hot to do the run out of the Bayou.) Get hydrated. Run won't be really long but will probably be hot.
On-On
Party Stick

Next Hash

On On Hounds of IEH3!!

August 6th, Thursday is a HASHing day

Hare: Party Stick

Venue: TBD To be determined

LOOK FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION IN THE CUMMING DAZE

All I've Got

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
2009 Hash Campout

When: July 24, 25 and 26
Where: Bell Bay Campground on Lake CdA (directions)
Why: Cuz it is fun to HASH so why not do it for a weekend...
Cost: $40.00 (might be less-will include beer, isolated campground, burgers/dogs/bread/paper products for Saturday night and possible campout memento)

Please REGISTER and BRING your MONEY to the next hash!!! We need the money to buy the beer and food!Please bring a side for the Saturday night dinner and also other personal food stuff for Friday pm Saturday breakfast and lunch and Sunday breakfast as these are on your own.

SEND MONEY TO…
Larry & Mary Wright (Everhard & Everready)
1903 S Keller RdSpokane Valley WA 99216

Hash # 543

What: IEH3 # 543

When: THURStDAY, June 25th 6:00 pm

Where: Park Inn 103 W 9TH AVE Spokane across from Sacred Heart Med Center

Why: Cuz Scratch n Sniff is an IRONMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who: EverReady

Hash #542 - At the Hanger

What: IEH3 #542 or 3
Where: Hanger 57 --South Hill of Spokanistan
When: Thursday June 11th Start time 6:00pm
Why: Why the hell not
Who: Pink Pecker

Remember if interested in campout get your dough to the Pack

Interesting HASH #541

Well all you no shows,

Here's the poop on the trail: (From the eyes of the hare)

Hounds gathered at bowl and pitcher, with some having a rough time finding the parking lot. Its almost easier to say who was not there than who was,,, the pack was filled with virgins, new boots, back sliders and a no feces, a dog. This kennel had NO RA, OnSec, Hare Raiser, and maturity. Some arrived with a visual BAC that makes you question what job they could have possibly come from on a Thursday. Trail was laid with a large turkey eagle split to rally on BS near the rivers edge. A winding rivers edge trail should return the pack to circle with few problems. Chick checks, Virgin checks, false trails, Hash holds, and some shiggy will surely mix it up in the end. As the hare sat on an overlook to see the debauchery, he never thought he would see what comes next. Two virgins are first in sight, but how could this be? They must have blown right through the chick check. Silly virgins. But wait, now they blow through the hash hold. What could the replacement RA have told them? Find flour,,, go? Next is Everready but she's not on trail. She came in from the out portion of trail. Surely a trail vet such as this has an explanation. Then a New boots shows on true trail but has to blow through the hash holds and chick checks since the pack was no longer. The pack was now individuals returning on three different paths. The hare could only drink his beer and say WTF as hounds poured in from all possible compass headings.

From here on out the hare can only relay the stories that were told:

The pack took off across the bridge and found trail without problem. Hounds wine about the Alaskan state birds attacking with no remorse. Hounds speak of running despite the lack of oxygen to try and outrun mosquitoes. It is not even possible to count the bites on Valenteeny's ass. The hare did not make this public to everyone but hooked up a few of the veterans with some bug dope.

Apparently at the BS, our "dog" sits/lies and becomes unresponsive. I am not a veternarian, but when a dog does a mile run and can not pant,,, I would call that heat stroke. So, the stroking wiener dog is put on ice and carried out with several hounds backtracking Turkey split. This dog has a name but this event seems to call for a renaming of Stroking Wiener.

Two virgins leave the BS whilst others consumed, but then return and and go on rouge to find trail somewhere else. One boots follows true trail by the river and several other hounds return by running the eagle split backwards. WTF? I still need a bigger head (who said) to understand this. So, the best part of the trail is missed do to stoking wieners, mosquito phobia, virgin thought processes, and a lemming mob mentality. And somehow we all laugh and sing about it.

In circle we had veterans with head (who said) gear, gift giving of a foreign (yes other country) hash shirt to our GM, birthday songs, and a great view of the river. Our very own Valenteeny Ass is getting older(as are the rest of us). The debauchery only grows in circle as the mob takes on a life of its own and the RA looses control. When the dust settles it was all a good time with smiles all around.

It is written, so it is fact. This hash is ended, MAY THE HASH GO IN PEACE!

ON ON, Anal Whistler

IEH3 #541

What: IEH3 #541
Where: Upper Parking Lot at Bowl and Pitcher Northwest Spokane along the River
When: Thursday May 28 6:00 om start
Why: Why not?
Who: Anal Whistler--could be river could be *uckin *unning...always be fun!

ANY OF YOU CLOWNS NEED ERECTIONS TO GET THERE LET ME KNOW! oN oN sPOONER

Have a venue: Going to start in the top parking lot of Bowl and pitcher. There is no bar there, just a parking lot and trail. here are two pics for the hounds to track down trail. Note that is shows Wellsley dropping all the way down to Aubray White Pkwy, but that is NOT the case. approach for most will be to take Northwest to downriver grill and drop down past the golfcourse then turn right/north to bowl and pitcher. Or, Drive down doomsday, under TJ Meenach bridge, past Downriver golfcourse, past sewage treatment, Bowl and Pitcher will be on the left. I will be parked in the top parking lot as soon as I can. For the GPS nuts, and pilot types: N 47 41' 53.8" W 117 29' 40.1" (For those of you that can not understand that, ignore it)

ON ON,
Anal Whistler

#540 on Thursday

What: IEH3 #540 HASH
When: Thursday May 14 6:00 pm
Where: Jackson Hole--Formerly Charlie and Mom's
122 S Bowdish SpoCanada Valley
Who: Terminator
Why: cuz Spring aint here yet and need to drink, *un, drink to stay warm

Bloomin Hash Pre-Pre-Lube

What: IEH3 Pre-Pre-lube Bloomin HASH BBQ

Where: Hef's Place--
I-90 East to the Freya/Thor Exit
South on Thor (becomes Ray @ ‘S’ curves) to 37th
East on 37th to Havana
South on Havana to Summercrest Estates
West on Summercrest, 3rd house on the right
4219 E Summercrest Ave
509-363-07236

When: Friday May 1st
6-9 pm
Who: Hef's

Important stuff...Bring your own Meat--to be cooked (maybe) and beverage of choice--other side dishes for sharing is good to...Cum on lets carbo load for the Bloomin HASH! On On

Skin Always Wins!

Looks like Nike copied the format for the Bare Buns Fun Run. How cum you all don't train this way?

Just like our Hash to havel a Half Mind.

Hey all anyone interested in hosting the pre-pre-Bloomin HASH Lube BBQ on Friday night prior to the Bloomin HASH on Saturday? Has been an anal event for the past few years...go to some hounds place--BYOB-Beverage, BYOM-Meat talk trash and have fun...if anyone interested please let me or Squirt know so we can spam it to the pack. In the past has been a start around 6 wrapped up around 9 or 10, but hell if you are willing to do it you can set the ground rules! Ha On On

Another slight change that will be posted on the website and Facebook site in the near future is the change in venue NAME for the HASH on May 14th--same place just different name...Jackson Hole changed to Charlies and Mom's and is now back to Jackson Hole

PS the Campout also has changed to its FINAL Date July 24, 25, 26 at Bells Bay on Lake CdA...same place just different date--Thanks to Uncle Pervy for the change in date cash exchange....On On Spooner

Bloomin Hash Info.

Hello from IEH3--please forward to interested hounds in Spokane for Bloomsday regarding IEH3 Bloomin HASH events

WHAT: Bloomin HASH IEH3 #539
WHEN: Saturday May 3 3:30pm social around 2:30
WHERE: Fast Eddie's 1 W Spokane Falls Blvd, Spokane, WA
WHO: HareExtraordinares Squirt and Beaver
WHY: Cuz Bloomin Saturday is a HASHin Day

Bloomsday Sunday May 4
Beer Stop on top of Doomsday Hill ~mile 4.75 look for flag on leftside near top and give an On On and a Knackered IEH3 Hound will provide you some "hoppy go juice" to get you to the finish line

On In after Bloomsday
Season Ticket Bar and Grill (when you finish until...)
N 1221 Howard, Spokane, WA short walk north through park after finishing
Food fun sun and suds

Possible Friday Night BBQ...if you are in town and want to carbo load let me know and I will pass on the specifics
On On Spooner Boy IEH3 On Sex

Hash Updates Again

Next HASH IEH3 #538
Where Who knows? The Mule knows...it will be near Millwood and Trent in the SpoCanada Valley area sort of--when he lets me know I will let you know
Saturday April 18th social at 130ish hare away at 200
Stayed tuned for the other specifics like the exact location soon...

Other Bloomin HASH IEH3 #539 Saturday May 2nd
Where: Fast Eddies where else
When: Hares away at 330....little later but more time to drink beer
Who: The Beav and Squirtimus Maximus--who else
Why: cuz we are tired of HASHing on Saturdays except for this one

First Thursday HASH #540
May 14th THURSTDAY 600ish start
Where: Charlie's and Moms Bowdish and Sprague--SpoCanada Valley
Who: Terminator

CAMPOUT--Bell Bay
JULY 17, 18 and 19
details to follow
Same place as last year

Up CUMing Events

Spooner says "Next HASH is Saturday regular 200pm start Hare The MULE no venue YET but will be in the Millwood near Trent avenue area or so I was told

Bloomin HASH is Satu May 2nd 3:30 start with HARES extradinaire YOu and the Beav

I have not heard about any BBQ situation before but I will inquire with the GM

HASH Campout is July 15 16 and 17 at Bell Bay--same place as last year

Terminator has the first Thursday HAsh May 14th and Charlies and Moms off of Sprague and Bowdish in SpoCanada Valley --I do not remember typical Thursday start time...thats what I know and not much more than that..."

IEH3 # 536

What: IEH3 # 536
Bound to be some sort of Theme HASH for the Beav as it is co-hared by V. Ass and Uncle Pervy at Bottoms Up....

When: Saturday March 21, social-1:30, Hares away-2:00

Where: Bottom's Up
13921 E Trent Ave
Spokane Valley, WA 99216

Why: Cuz Saturday's a HASHing Day

Who: Valenteenie Ass and da Uncle Pervy

Cruisers Hash Has Past

Cruisers at Stateline - Next Hash

Here is the venue for the next hash.
WHAT: IEH3 # 535

WHERE: Cruisers at Stateline. Take Exit 299 on I-90. 6105 W. Seltice Way. If you know where Showgirls is you can find it.

WHEN: Saturday March 7th. Start 1:30pm. Social around 1:00pm

WHO: Chia Crack and Chilly Cheeks

Hell Gate Hash

IEH3 your favorite pack of hounds to the East--Hellgate Hash out of Missoula is holding their annual St Red Patty's Dress *un this weekend.

HASH time has changed from 130 Prelube to a 300pm Prelube--at where else? Red's Bar in DT Zoolatown. If interested please contact princessbjob@gmail.com (PBJ) to let her know of your planned attendance....also they have a new website for us to ogle.

www.hellgatehash.com

#534 HASH

WHAT: IEH3 #534 HASH

WHERE: The Viking
1221 N Stevens St
Spokane, WA

WHEN: Saturday Feb. 21
2:00 pm start
Social- 1:30ish

WHY: Cuz Saturdays a HASHing Day
Scratch told me at Red Dress and I
believe her!!!!!!!!

WHO: Spooner and Transid Nuts

Photos from the Red Dress

http://s57.photobucket.com/albums/g223/SquirtIeh3/Hash_533_Red_Dress_2009/

Red Dress Alert!

The pack voted on the red dress run at the hash yesterday and they've move the date from Feb 21 to Feb 7

Hares: Virgin Hare Rectal Remorse and New Boot Jen

Venue: Fast Eddies

Souvenoir Red Dress gloves - no promises.

Red Dress cost is $10 because it's a pub crawl.

On-on

Mismanagment - 01.22.09

Chia Crack, Ever-Spreader, Everready, Everhard, and Party-Stick were hashers in attendance at last night’s mismanagement meeting. Pizza and beer were consumed. GM Everhard asked for input for a red dress run as well as the possibility of another campout this summer. The campout idea has been tabled for input from other hashers. The red dress run has been unanimously agreed on for Feb 7, but we need a hare and venue. (The attending hare raiser said we have no hares volunteered for any upcumming trails after this Saturday’s run, which is to be hared by the GM). Also discussed was whether to try and do some sort of red dress “souvenir”. T-shirts were tossed aside, shorts were a maybe. On a previous occasion Pink Pecker had expressed interest in gloves that were not the huge cotton variety we’ve had in the past, so Everready suggested we do that. Time is of the essence, however, in getting this done in the next four weeks and I agreed to “head” this project up. Who have we used in the past for screen printing? They have our logo stuff? Do they have apparel or do I find that elsewhere? The Colorado InterAmericas Hash was mentioned as well as the Edmonton 1000 Run Hash. Everhard will be unavailable for approximately four weeks mid-February to mid-March. Meeting adjourned approximately 7:15. ON-ON!

Another Fu*%ing Reminder!

WHAT: Mismanagement Meeting (SOCIAL)
WHERE: David's Pizza
Boone and Hamilton, SnoKane
WHEN: Thursday at 6:30**all welcum** let your voice be heard or at
least have some beer and pizza!

WHAT: IEH3 # 532
WHERE: Sullivan Scoreboard (Scotty's)
205 N. Sullivan
SpoCanada Valley
WHEN: Saturday January 24 @ 2:00 pm
WHO: Everhard (GM and seasoned Hare, who always checks before
the HASH in regards to venue closures due to remodeling etc.
so the pack doesnt have to freeze in the parking lot consuming
beer it bought just to stay warm)
WHY: Cuz Saturdays a HASHing Day

On On

Important Information

Mismanagement meeting:

1/22/09 6:30 pm, at David's Pizza, Boone & Hamilton, Spokane.

Next hash, hare Everhard:

1/24/09 2:00 pm, at Sullivan Scoreboard, 205 N. Sullivan, Spokane Valley.Everhard

Hash #531 - Illinois Bar Tail of the Trail

It was a cold and blustery Saturday---actually it wasn't that cold and it definitely wasn't blustery. About a dozen harty Hashers showed up at a secret location in the northwest part of Spokane. It must have been a secret because a lot of Hashers never showed up. We left the bar at the anounced starting time of 2:45 PM. After a short ice talk, we milled around for about five minutes until trail was found across the street. After several short back checks, we headed south. There was not a back 69, but I am sure if you added up all the back checks they would total 69.

We headed down over the hill to the railroad tracks as a planned sledding hill. The sledding was great if you didn't mind a little mud and a few big rocks. We continued on across a retaining wall (though several hounds whimped out and stayed on the Centennial Trail) to the Avista parking lot where this nice blond bimbo offered us sone beer and hot dogs.

After a short break we were back on trail… well sort of. We had a little trouble going around Mission Park – maybe it was the turkey/eagle split or maybe it was just half-a-mind hashers. Finally we arrived at the Gonzaga campus in time to mingle with the basketball fans arriving for a game. After climbing over a larger than average snow pile, we made it to the Bulldog Tavern for a quick brew. From there it was a round-a-bout way to the On-In, back at the Illinois.

The Hashers in attendance were Anal Remorse, at least 3 Evers, Boner, Valenteeny, Bev, Waffle Nuts, Party Stick (with leftover Costco Belgian chocolates from Spokane Discount), The Beast, Defloured, new boot Jen, our hare 3-Dogs and the Hot dog lady. There may have been others, but I don't remember. Sometimes I don't remember if I was there.

To the best of my memory, Terminator

Pink Pecker showed up after the hash during circle and we even had a spectator ask to join the circle so we awarded him with a down-down song. The double-D mug was a bit much for the guy and he unknowingly removed the vessel from his lips. When told he’d have to pour the beer “on him” he dribbled a little onto his shoes. Oh well, he wasn’t instructed properly before his song.

Everready

Dogs of January - Is There a Next Hash?

Sho nuf do, if it is the one next week you is askin about (1/10/09) tis 3 dog here and I is d' hare dog- starting at Illinois bar just up Perry from Mission Street, Snowkan, Washahowill use orange dust on white/grey/black snowlive harewent and checked out the trail today - an hour to do it non stopI garantee planes trains and automobiles - scratch that - ain't no technology on trail...railroad tracks and tracks going the wrong way in fresh snow there will beI garantee snow, slides, swings, shiggy, dogs, dragons, rivers, ponds and parks and of course a Turkey eagle split and Illinois has full menue for grub under $9.50 On On 2 BS at minimum, maybe 3 if a good turnout