ReHASH #524 - The Corner Club

Ah the first IEH3 HASH of the fall on a Saturday…brisk, slight wind, the musky smell of the flora and fauna returning to the earth to start the process of rejuvenation, fertilizing the soil for another…what the hell? Beaver does that after a few beers and a nice trail-get on with it already!

14 hearty hounds, two vestal HASH virgins and two nimble and funloving hares met at the Corner Club for beers, flour and fun Why is was the IEH #524 Hawaiian/Lets All Get Layed Theme HASH just for the BEAV. NOTE ONE--when raining on HASH day the need for more flour/chalk grows tenfold as sometimes the shit gets washed away.

So the pack heads (who said) our for circle. NOTE TWO--when trying to hold chalk talk in the muddy rainy parking lot, improvise and mark on wood found in the dumpster—the reason that JPFBH is RA the dude thinks on his feet for the good of the Pack.

SO, finally pack is away searching north, east, west and south for trail—those who were stupid enough (yes me) to cross Trent to find no marks and turn to see the pack going back in the Corner Club realize that check sucking should be initiated at all checks starting with the first…rumor has it that due to heavy precipitation in the area perhaps marks may disappear in as little as 20 minutes and need to be auto re-marked-See NOTE ONE above.

SO, back for additional hoppy encouragement prior to going out again to find trail. NOTE THREE—if HASH Cash is the Hare be sure to have a worthy keeper of cash in case such emergencies as re-beering occur! Thanks Pink!!!!!!!

FINALLY on trail beautiful blue and yellow double marks are found and lead the pack on a architecture and canine tour of NE SpoCanada Valley. The sly hares utilized numerous checks, back checks and HASH holds in order not to be engulfed by the now rabid pack fueled by beer and thus not realizing that it is somewhat difficult to catch a four cylinder hare when only using foam injected scrawny leg power…

The pack finally whiffed the precious bounty of beer and ‘Ritas with a little Yucca for good measure—(thanks Scratch) thrown in for a scenic BS overlooking the Spokane River in McMansion row across from Boulder Beach. Due to the weary hares and even wearier and blurry eyed hounds the BS was enjoyed with numerous imbibements of flavored goodness. The Hawaiian chips were a nice touch too. So was Uncle Pervy’s gourd which was passed around and discussed about the cost benefit ration of a straight gourd versus a curved gourd…someone mentioning curved hitting the spot? Of course all of the wankers at this point were oblivious…

The pack returned for Down Downs and there was much rejoicing and some non-condoning of the art of HASH Down Downs by the purveyor of the establishment. NOTE FOUR—A responsible owner of a pub in the state of WA can not condone the practice of drinking alcoholic beverages within the confines of said such establishment in a manner which is quick in consuming, fast in inbibing, chugging in nature, quaffing with speed or swallowing with fleetness of said alcoholic beverages as that is a promotion of…fun had by all that enter the sacred Circle for their rightful offenses. Down Downs were completed for transgressions and other such deeds and trail treasure---which brings us to the point of a newly named harriette within the IEH3 pack. NB Sam while returning to the pub found a instrument of fairly massive proportion with a purpose of cleaning the internal portion of long cylindrical objects (pipe cleaner of industrial size) and thus after much debating, NB Sam will forever be known as Anal Remorse. Thanks to the Hares Valenteenie Ass and Chilly Cheeks for a fun trail—and cumming back to re-lay the washed away marks and the hounds that completed IEH3 #524—Beaver, Chia Crack, Defloured, EverHard, EverReady, EverSpreader, Just Plain *uckin Bone Her, Party Stick, Scratch n Sniff, Three Dogs *ucking, Uncle Pervy, Anal Remorse and Virgin Jen and Virgin Chris.

Next HASH is October 18th Hare EverSpreader….still at venue to be determined 2pm.
HASHoWEEN is October 31st Hares Scratch n Sniff and Chia Crack at Fast Eddie’s 6:30ish. On On

Faithfully in submission and bondage Spooner