Hey IEH3 Pack do not forget that ERECTIONS also occur on HASHoWeen!!!!!
October 31, 2008 7:06 pm Fast Eddies-Division and Spokane Falls Blvd So cum one, cum all...or at least have a representative to nominate for MisManagement!
Seriously though, we do make decisions on the leadership of the Pack at HASHoWeen...although sometimes their efforts go unnoticed this group of people have dedicate themselves to the betterment of the group with long hours, time out of their busy lives, sacrifice, dedication and willingness to serve...ALL IN THE SPIRIT OF BEER, FOAM, SUDS, BREW, SWILL, ALE, GROG, LAGER, PINTS, PITCHERS, JUGS, KEGS , BOOZE...you get the picture-so be sure to attend as some of the incumbents and some of the new candidates will ask for your support---OR even worse if you are not there you may, might, possibly---BE SURE TO GET ERECTED.
Mismanagement positions(kama sutra) available- GM, RA, On/In Sec, HASH Flash, Hare Raiser, Hash Cash, Jiggle-O, Tramp, BeerMeister, Haberdasher or hasherdabber, songsinger, hashwebmasterbator
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
HASHoWeen
What: IEH3 HASHoWeen
Where: Fast Eddies
1 W Division
SpoCanada
When: 6 PM Social and costume gawking, more folks more tables more beer
7:06 PM start--first hound to guess why 7:06 on Friday gets a treat
Why: Cuz Hallows Eve is a HASHing night
Who: Scratch n Sniff and Virgin Hare Chia Crack
Cum in costume will be out and about in the greater Spokane downtown A-B but close enough to stumble back to Fast Eddies
Where: Fast Eddies
1 W Division
SpoCanada
When: 6 PM Social and costume gawking, more folks more tables more beer
7:06 PM start--first hound to guess why 7:06 on Friday gets a treat
Why: Cuz Hallows Eve is a HASHing night
Who: Scratch n Sniff and Virgin Hare Chia Crack
Cum in costume will be out and about in the greater Spokane downtown A-B but close enough to stumble back to Fast Eddies
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
NEXT Hash FINALY
IEH3 # 525- Saturday October 18th
Social is at 1:00 pm
Pack on trail at 2:00 pm
Venue: Bigfoot Pub & Eatery
9115 N Division St
Spokane WA 99218
Social is at 1:00 pm
Pack on trail at 2:00 pm
Venue: Bigfoot Pub & Eatery
9115 N Division St
Spokane WA 99218
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
ReHASH #524 - The Corner Club
Ah the first IEH3 HASH of the fall on a Saturday…brisk, slight wind, the musky smell of the flora and fauna returning to the earth to start the process of rejuvenation, fertilizing the soil for another…what the hell? Beaver does that after a few beers and a nice trail-get on with it already!
14 hearty hounds, two vestal HASH virgins and two nimble and funloving hares met at the Corner Club for beers, flour and fun Why is was the IEH #524 Hawaiian/Lets All Get Layed Theme HASH just for the BEAV. NOTE ONE--when raining on HASH day the need for more flour/chalk grows tenfold as sometimes the shit gets washed away.
So the pack heads (who said) our for circle. NOTE TWO--when trying to hold chalk talk in the muddy rainy parking lot, improvise and mark on wood found in the dumpster—the reason that JPFBH is RA the dude thinks on his feet for the good of the Pack.
SO, finally pack is away searching north, east, west and south for trail—those who were stupid enough (yes me) to cross Trent to find no marks and turn to see the pack going back in the Corner Club realize that check sucking should be initiated at all checks starting with the first…rumor has it that due to heavy precipitation in the area perhaps marks may disappear in as little as 20 minutes and need to be auto re-marked-See NOTE ONE above.
SO, back for additional hoppy encouragement prior to going out again to find trail. NOTE THREE—if HASH Cash is the Hare be sure to have a worthy keeper of cash in case such emergencies as re-beering occur! Thanks Pink!!!!!!!
FINALLY on trail beautiful blue and yellow double marks are found and lead the pack on a architecture and canine tour of NE SpoCanada Valley. The sly hares utilized numerous checks, back checks and HASH holds in order not to be engulfed by the now rabid pack fueled by beer and thus not realizing that it is somewhat difficult to catch a four cylinder hare when only using foam injected scrawny leg power…
The pack finally whiffed the precious bounty of beer and ‘Ritas with a little Yucca for good measure—(thanks Scratch) thrown in for a scenic BS overlooking the Spokane River in McMansion row across from Boulder Beach. Due to the weary hares and even wearier and blurry eyed hounds the BS was enjoyed with numerous imbibements of flavored goodness. The Hawaiian chips were a nice touch too. So was Uncle Pervy’s gourd which was passed around and discussed about the cost benefit ration of a straight gourd versus a curved gourd…someone mentioning curved hitting the spot? Of course all of the wankers at this point were oblivious…
The pack returned for Down Downs and there was much rejoicing and some non-condoning of the art of HASH Down Downs by the purveyor of the establishment. NOTE FOUR—A responsible owner of a pub in the state of WA can not condone the practice of drinking alcoholic beverages within the confines of said such establishment in a manner which is quick in consuming, fast in inbibing, chugging in nature, quaffing with speed or swallowing with fleetness of said alcoholic beverages as that is a promotion of…fun had by all that enter the sacred Circle for their rightful offenses. Down Downs were completed for transgressions and other such deeds and trail treasure---which brings us to the point of a newly named harriette within the IEH3 pack. NB Sam while returning to the pub found a instrument of fairly massive proportion with a purpose of cleaning the internal portion of long cylindrical objects (pipe cleaner of industrial size) and thus after much debating, NB Sam will forever be known as Anal Remorse. Thanks to the Hares Valenteenie Ass and Chilly Cheeks for a fun trail—and cumming back to re-lay the washed away marks and the hounds that completed IEH3 #524—Beaver, Chia Crack, Defloured, EverHard, EverReady, EverSpreader, Just Plain *uckin Bone Her, Party Stick, Scratch n Sniff, Three Dogs *ucking, Uncle Pervy, Anal Remorse and Virgin Jen and Virgin Chris.
Next HASH is October 18th Hare EverSpreader….still at venue to be determined 2pm.
HASHoWEEN is October 31st Hares Scratch n Sniff and Chia Crack at Fast Eddie’s 6:30ish. On On
Faithfully in submission and bondage Spooner
14 hearty hounds, two vestal HASH virgins and two nimble and funloving hares met at the Corner Club for beers, flour and fun Why is was the IEH #524 Hawaiian/Lets All Get Layed Theme HASH just for the BEAV. NOTE ONE--when raining on HASH day the need for more flour/chalk grows tenfold as sometimes the shit gets washed away.
So the pack heads (who said) our for circle. NOTE TWO--when trying to hold chalk talk in the muddy rainy parking lot, improvise and mark on wood found in the dumpster—the reason that JPFBH is RA the dude thinks on his feet for the good of the Pack.
SO, finally pack is away searching north, east, west and south for trail—those who were stupid enough (yes me) to cross Trent to find no marks and turn to see the pack going back in the Corner Club realize that check sucking should be initiated at all checks starting with the first…rumor has it that due to heavy precipitation in the area perhaps marks may disappear in as little as 20 minutes and need to be auto re-marked-See NOTE ONE above.
SO, back for additional hoppy encouragement prior to going out again to find trail. NOTE THREE—if HASH Cash is the Hare be sure to have a worthy keeper of cash in case such emergencies as re-beering occur! Thanks Pink!!!!!!!
FINALLY on trail beautiful blue and yellow double marks are found and lead the pack on a architecture and canine tour of NE SpoCanada Valley. The sly hares utilized numerous checks, back checks and HASH holds in order not to be engulfed by the now rabid pack fueled by beer and thus not realizing that it is somewhat difficult to catch a four cylinder hare when only using foam injected scrawny leg power…
The pack finally whiffed the precious bounty of beer and ‘Ritas with a little Yucca for good measure—(thanks Scratch) thrown in for a scenic BS overlooking the Spokane River in McMansion row across from Boulder Beach. Due to the weary hares and even wearier and blurry eyed hounds the BS was enjoyed with numerous imbibements of flavored goodness. The Hawaiian chips were a nice touch too. So was Uncle Pervy’s gourd which was passed around and discussed about the cost benefit ration of a straight gourd versus a curved gourd…someone mentioning curved hitting the spot? Of course all of the wankers at this point were oblivious…
The pack returned for Down Downs and there was much rejoicing and some non-condoning of the art of HASH Down Downs by the purveyor of the establishment. NOTE FOUR—A responsible owner of a pub in the state of WA can not condone the practice of drinking alcoholic beverages within the confines of said such establishment in a manner which is quick in consuming, fast in inbibing, chugging in nature, quaffing with speed or swallowing with fleetness of said alcoholic beverages as that is a promotion of…fun had by all that enter the sacred Circle for their rightful offenses. Down Downs were completed for transgressions and other such deeds and trail treasure---which brings us to the point of a newly named harriette within the IEH3 pack. NB Sam while returning to the pub found a instrument of fairly massive proportion with a purpose of cleaning the internal portion of long cylindrical objects (pipe cleaner of industrial size) and thus after much debating, NB Sam will forever be known as Anal Remorse. Thanks to the Hares Valenteenie Ass and Chilly Cheeks for a fun trail—and cumming back to re-lay the washed away marks and the hounds that completed IEH3 #524—Beaver, Chia Crack, Defloured, EverHard, EverReady, EverSpreader, Just Plain *uckin Bone Her, Party Stick, Scratch n Sniff, Three Dogs *ucking, Uncle Pervy, Anal Remorse and Virgin Jen and Virgin Chris.
Next HASH is October 18th Hare EverSpreader….still at venue to be determined 2pm.
HASHoWEEN is October 31st Hares Scratch n Sniff and Chia Crack at Fast Eddie’s 6:30ish. On On
Faithfully in submission and bondage Spooner
IEH3 Re-HASH - #523 The Swamp
Welcome to the re-HASH of the #523 IEH HASH at the Swamp—the awesome, opened again venue on the outskirts of SpoKanada and Browne’s Addition!
A beautiful Thursday evening for hounds to follow trail wherever it may lead…
Nineteen brave souls were led out by 2 hare extraordinaires for a nice little visit to places near and far in the western portion of the downtown area—hell if we got lucky we might even overru* the Friggin Flyin Irish on this last IEH3 Thursday Trail for the year. Yep, daylight gettin slimmmer, beer bellies getting bigger, time to change to more daylight and thus more foam and trail time.
Trail was laid—very cleverly, CLEARLY, expertly and with fun for the pack in mind. Led by Rancid Nuts, Beaver, Schlongus and Lucky Balls the pack easily found marks after numerous falsies…Trail meandered aimlessly BUT down from the Swamp arriving at the base of Latah Creek for a quick jaunt across the bridge into Peoples and High Bridge Park. Scenic marks were placed for maximal potential to meet some new friends in the woods if desired—some might even have handcuffs or official titles within City Government or… Although the marks were numerous, and again many falsies laid true trail was sniffed out by experienced hounds Topless Barbie and Puss N Boots with the assistance of Buggy Butt and Deep in the Pockets. Marks directed the pack to the “Guy who stole a shitload of money from people in the Inland Empire and is now selling Real Estate in Arizona ” Bridge for a nice Turkey/Eagle split. Of course Pilfering Peter Sponge Bob No Pants takes pride in his “Fly Like an Eagle” ability bailed off along the river while Staff Infected not wanting to bust his ass on the shiggy trail takes the Turkey . As the 2 FRB’s haul balls our—Pilfering literally and to the…delight of ??????? Others in the pack follow aimlessly as all HASHers should--only to take it in the ass with a back 77 (why 77? Cuz it is ate more than 69-Huh!!!!!!) So the tried and trued professional and experienced hashers Princess Grace, Eat n Run, Foamy and Huck lead the now tired pack—poor suckers back to true trail heading—who said—up, up and up some more to Brownes Addition from the northside. By now with the pack strung out and needing beer Yeah Sure Ya Betcha along with Likesem Stiff, ProPoke and Box Wacker—being smarter hashers—head—who said to the Elk—I mean we have been on trail for 12 miles and 3 hours the beer stop has to be close!!!!! But nope the hares are not done with their torturous and diabolical trail. A diversion is found with stairs going straight up in the direction of CdA park in the heart of Browne’s. If not for the beer sniffing abilities of Scratch n Sniff, Lickem n Stickem, Just Depends, Captain Kirkoff and NB Vilma the pack might have hooked up with the Irish. The flour and marks led the parched pack to the BS just off of CdA Park . As it was dark by now after hours and hours of uplifting trees bushes and flowers Anal Whistler, Backdoor Tucker, Magically Cliticious, Pussy Peddler, Hefner, Frightened Turtle, Blows Hard, GI Jugs, Fucking Incouragable, Great Stuff-Easy Trim, Hefner, Jack Ass, Sleazbag, Sexy Bitch, Slo Pee, Smokey the Tuna, Spewer, Three Dogs *uckin, Will Work for Food and Will Work for Sex did a collective search and found the beer located hanging off the Sunset Bridge and after fighting off the folks that live in the van down by the river and in the boxes, also down by the river brought the hoppy bounty back to the house that Hot Rod built!!!!!!!!!! Numerous bottles of beer were consumed, stories of trail treasure, shiggy adventures and new acquaintances made the pack moved back to the Swamp for circle. At circle the collective pack proclaimed that they had just been on the best trail ever laid in the history of IEH3. There was much rejoicing in honor of the hares-Virgin Hare HOT ROD and wily veteran dipshit SPOONER BOY. So just a little word of advice, as heard by your humble scribe, for the rest of the pack that unfortunately did not see fit to make this trail… Chia Crack, Chilly Cheeks, Defloured, Everhard, Everready, Everspreader, Just Plain *uckin Bone Her, Kanookie, Moonbeams, Party Stick, Squirt, Terminator, The Beast Masterbator, Uncle Pervy, Valenteenie Ass, Wafflenuts, Whiskey Snatch, NB Sam and Virgin Leslie—YOU ALL MISSED A GREAT TRAIL…ON ON submitted with the usual integrity and truth as best recalled in a dazed, hazed and confused state by your humble scribe Spoonered.
A beautiful Thursday evening for hounds to follow trail wherever it may lead…
Nineteen brave souls were led out by 2 hare extraordinaires for a nice little visit to places near and far in the western portion of the downtown area—hell if we got lucky we might even overru* the Friggin Flyin Irish on this last IEH3 Thursday Trail for the year. Yep, daylight gettin slimmmer, beer bellies getting bigger, time to change to more daylight and thus more foam and trail time.
Trail was laid—very cleverly, CLEARLY, expertly and with fun for the pack in mind. Led by Rancid Nuts, Beaver, Schlongus and Lucky Balls the pack easily found marks after numerous falsies…Trail meandered aimlessly BUT down from the Swamp arriving at the base of Latah Creek for a quick jaunt across the bridge into Peoples and High Bridge Park. Scenic marks were placed for maximal potential to meet some new friends in the woods if desired—some might even have handcuffs or official titles within City Government or… Although the marks were numerous, and again many falsies laid true trail was sniffed out by experienced hounds Topless Barbie and Puss N Boots with the assistance of Buggy Butt and Deep in the Pockets. Marks directed the pack to the “Guy who stole a shitload of money from people in the Inland Empire and is now selling Real Estate in Arizona ” Bridge for a nice Turkey/Eagle split. Of course Pilfering Peter Sponge Bob No Pants takes pride in his “Fly Like an Eagle” ability bailed off along the river while Staff Infected not wanting to bust his ass on the shiggy trail takes the Turkey . As the 2 FRB’s haul balls our—Pilfering literally and to the…delight of ??????? Others in the pack follow aimlessly as all HASHers should--only to take it in the ass with a back 77 (why 77? Cuz it is ate more than 69-Huh!!!!!!) So the tried and trued professional and experienced hashers Princess Grace, Eat n Run, Foamy and Huck lead the now tired pack—poor suckers back to true trail heading—who said—up, up and up some more to Brownes Addition from the northside. By now with the pack strung out and needing beer Yeah Sure Ya Betcha along with Likesem Stiff, ProPoke and Box Wacker—being smarter hashers—head—who said to the Elk—I mean we have been on trail for 12 miles and 3 hours the beer stop has to be close!!!!! But nope the hares are not done with their torturous and diabolical trail. A diversion is found with stairs going straight up in the direction of CdA park in the heart of Browne’s. If not for the beer sniffing abilities of Scratch n Sniff, Lickem n Stickem, Just Depends, Captain Kirkoff and NB Vilma the pack might have hooked up with the Irish. The flour and marks led the parched pack to the BS just off of CdA Park . As it was dark by now after hours and hours of uplifting trees bushes and flowers Anal Whistler, Backdoor Tucker, Magically Cliticious, Pussy Peddler, Hefner, Frightened Turtle, Blows Hard, GI Jugs, Fucking Incouragable, Great Stuff-Easy Trim, Hefner, Jack Ass, Sleazbag, Sexy Bitch, Slo Pee, Smokey the Tuna, Spewer, Three Dogs *uckin, Will Work for Food and Will Work for Sex did a collective search and found the beer located hanging off the Sunset Bridge and after fighting off the folks that live in the van down by the river and in the boxes, also down by the river brought the hoppy bounty back to the house that Hot Rod built!!!!!!!!!! Numerous bottles of beer were consumed, stories of trail treasure, shiggy adventures and new acquaintances made the pack moved back to the Swamp for circle. At circle the collective pack proclaimed that they had just been on the best trail ever laid in the history of IEH3. There was much rejoicing in honor of the hares-Virgin Hare HOT ROD and wily veteran dipshit SPOONER BOY. So just a little word of advice, as heard by your humble scribe, for the rest of the pack that unfortunately did not see fit to make this trail… Chia Crack, Chilly Cheeks, Defloured, Everhard, Everready, Everspreader, Just Plain *uckin Bone Her, Kanookie, Moonbeams, Party Stick, Squirt, Terminator, The Beast Masterbator, Uncle Pervy, Valenteenie Ass, Wafflenuts, Whiskey Snatch, NB Sam and Virgin Leslie—YOU ALL MISSED A GREAT TRAIL…ON ON submitted with the usual integrity and truth as best recalled in a dazed, hazed and confused state by your humble scribe Spoonered.
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