Sunday, January 25, 2009

Red Dress Alert!

The pack voted on the red dress run at the hash yesterday and they've move the date from Feb 21 to Feb 7

Hares: Virgin Hare Rectal Remorse and New Boot Jen

Venue: Fast Eddies

Souvenoir Red Dress gloves - no promises.

Red Dress cost is $10 because it's a pub crawl.

On-on

Friday, January 23, 2009

Mismanagment - 01.22.09

Chia Crack, Ever-Spreader, Everready, Everhard, and Party-Stick were hashers in attendance at last night’s mismanagement meeting. Pizza and beer were consumed. GM Everhard asked for input for a red dress run as well as the possibility of another campout this summer. The campout idea has been tabled for input from other hashers. The red dress run has been unanimously agreed on for Feb 7, but we need a hare and venue. (The attending hare raiser said we have no hares volunteered for any upcumming trails after this Saturday’s run, which is to be hared by the GM). Also discussed was whether to try and do some sort of red dress “souvenir”. T-shirts were tossed aside, shorts were a maybe. On a previous occasion Pink Pecker had expressed interest in gloves that were not the huge cotton variety we’ve had in the past, so Everready suggested we do that. Time is of the essence, however, in getting this done in the next four weeks and I agreed to “head” this project up. Who have we used in the past for screen printing? They have our logo stuff? Do they have apparel or do I find that elsewhere? The Colorado InterAmericas Hash was mentioned as well as the Edmonton 1000 Run Hash. Everhard will be unavailable for approximately four weeks mid-February to mid-March. Meeting adjourned approximately 7:15. ON-ON!

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Another Fu*%ing Reminder!

WHAT: Mismanagement Meeting (SOCIAL)
WHERE: David's Pizza
Boone and Hamilton, SnoKane
WHEN: Thursday at 6:30**all welcum** let your voice be heard or at
least have some beer and pizza!

WHAT: IEH3 # 532
WHERE: Sullivan Scoreboard (Scotty's)
205 N. Sullivan
SpoCanada Valley
WHEN: Saturday January 24 @ 2:00 pm
WHO: Everhard (GM and seasoned Hare, who always checks before
the HASH in regards to venue closures due to remodeling etc.
so the pack doesnt have to freeze in the parking lot consuming
beer it bought just to stay warm)
WHY: Cuz Saturdays a HASHing Day

On On

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Important Information

Mismanagement meeting:

1/22/09 6:30 pm, at David's Pizza, Boone & Hamilton, Spokane.

Next hash, hare Everhard:

1/24/09 2:00 pm, at Sullivan Scoreboard, 205 N. Sullivan, Spokane Valley.Everhard

Hash #531 - Illinois Bar Tail of the Trail

It was a cold and blustery Saturday---actually it wasn't that cold and it definitely wasn't blustery. About a dozen harty Hashers showed up at a secret location in the northwest part of Spokane. It must have been a secret because a lot of Hashers never showed up. We left the bar at the anounced starting time of 2:45 PM. After a short ice talk, we milled around for about five minutes until trail was found across the street. After several short back checks, we headed south. There was not a back 69, but I am sure if you added up all the back checks they would total 69.

We headed down over the hill to the railroad tracks as a planned sledding hill. The sledding was great if you didn't mind a little mud and a few big rocks. We continued on across a retaining wall (though several hounds whimped out and stayed on the Centennial Trail) to the Avista parking lot where this nice blond bimbo offered us sone beer and hot dogs.

After a short break we were back on trail… well sort of. We had a little trouble going around Mission Park – maybe it was the turkey/eagle split or maybe it was just half-a-mind hashers. Finally we arrived at the Gonzaga campus in time to mingle with the basketball fans arriving for a game. After climbing over a larger than average snow pile, we made it to the Bulldog Tavern for a quick brew. From there it was a round-a-bout way to the On-In, back at the Illinois.

The Hashers in attendance were Anal Remorse, at least 3 Evers, Boner, Valenteeny, Bev, Waffle Nuts, Party Stick (with leftover Costco Belgian chocolates from Spokane Discount), The Beast, Defloured, new boot Jen, our hare 3-Dogs and the Hot dog lady. There may have been others, but I don't remember. Sometimes I don't remember if I was there.

To the best of my memory, Terminator

Pink Pecker showed up after the hash during circle and we even had a spectator ask to join the circle so we awarded him with a down-down song. The double-D mug was a bit much for the guy and he unknowingly removed the vessel from his lips. When told he’d have to pour the beer “on him” he dribbled a little onto his shoes. Oh well, he wasn’t instructed properly before his song.

Everready

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Dogs of January - Is There a Next Hash?

Sho nuf do, if it is the one next week you is askin about (1/10/09) tis 3 dog here and I is d' hare dog- starting at Illinois bar just up Perry from Mission Street, Snowkan, Washahowill use orange dust on white/grey/black snowlive harewent and checked out the trail today - an hour to do it non stopI garantee planes trains and automobiles - scratch that - ain't no technology on trail...railroad tracks and tracks going the wrong way in fresh snow there will beI garantee snow, slides, swings, shiggy, dogs, dragons, rivers, ponds and parks and of course a Turkey eagle split and Illinois has full menue for grub under $9.50 On On 2 BS at minimum, maybe 3 if a good turnout