The Tail of Trail – 517

The Tail of Trail – 517 in Fact

Our hares Valenteenie and Pink Pecker laid a splendid trail from Hangar 57. Yes another South Hill folly for those willing to HASH within the Inland Empire. Yep, those F-ing Irish have a strangle hold on Thursdays but give them 20 years and a desire to DRINK before YOU RUN philosophy and they might just survive. (What is it now 3 years going before it snows and they must quit – PRICELESS!! – Not much of a PUB CLUB, I say) Hashers are DRINKERS – 365 DAYS!!!!!

SO A BIG ON ON,TO THOSE THAT HASH AND KEEP THIS KENNEL GOING! Because when you travel the WORLD you can find a HASH. But where will you find a “we always run from here, and you get discounts on beer if you wear our shirt” kind of place. Yep that works only in SpokaVagas!! Doesn’t Boo Radley’s already have their true SHIRT??????

(SCRIBES NOTE: if Peter didn’t piss us off at a Climb A Mountain Relay a few years back by saying “Thanks but I hashed here and didn’t like it” I wouldn’t rip on the IRISH as Much!!! But since I have hashed here (AND DAMNIT IT, IT IS MY HOME HASH,) since 1999 and never seen the guy at a trail. I love to rip on them every chance I get. Since I don’t’ think anyone else will scribe this trail, all your FLYERS (ha ha) read it and give me a DOWN DOWN at the next trial!!!!!

Hell, in this bitch about everything community, it is nice to find a core of ½ minds that just enjoy LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that is what I love about HASHING.

So in this election year, I will try and scribe trail #517.

Let’s just call this the loopy loop trail. From the Hanger lot, around the Handy-Cap re-laid mark, Beast conducted the CHALK TALK. Yes, we failed to name that artistic work of Beaver and Beast with a proper naming for the embellished wheel chair logo – Flaming Axle anyone?

From the check we found marks here and there, as usual. True trail was sniffed by Magically, as we meandered this and that and shit. Finally, the pack solved the check at 57th, which was across from the marks. Damn, those tricky hares. On Down we went for after many ups, downs, lefts, rights, a short right, and down again. Yes it was a fun filled cluster FUCK and not a designed route that those F-ing Irish would enjoy. Sorry I digress again.

Trail left a timely Virgin Check with Travis going South – yes, downhill is best and April chugging to the East for TRUE TRAIL. Hope they will both come back again, along with Mitsy.

April guided the way to the BS where PBR, Mike’s Shooters, and Grub was enjoyed. Oh yeah, a scathing of Pink’s place to find Trail Treasure before we hit On In.

So in this Short Scribe I want to thank the following ½ minds for Thursday’s Trail: (As always, scream at me at a trail if I scribe your name wrong – it happens after a few
Hares: Pink Pecker and Valenteenie
Virgins: Travis, April, & Misty.
OH A LONG LOST RETURNER –FUCKING INCOURAGAGLE. YEAH CAN YOU BELIVE IT!!

Rest of the pack (not named above ) included: De-Floured (thus to late for Irish tonight, ha), Eveready, Everhard, EverSpreader, Terminator, Beast, Beaver, a returning Fucking Icouragable, Hot Rod (I think that is right? – Crap scream at me and set me strait.)

So Scribed by

Rancid Nuts – a happy ½ mind.
(Buy me a Beer before you Bitch)

Important Announcements:

Thursday, July 3rd
6:45 – Mismanagement Meeting
CAMP OUT PLANNING
Park Inn
103 W. 9th Ave.
Spokane, WA

Hey, you want an enjoying Camp Out then buck your ass up with some input. Crap everyone wants a camp out but NO COMMITMENT, and I JUST DON’T KNOW.

Well shit shell out some coin so mismanagement can plan with only 30 DAYS TO GO. Crap if you don’t attend then you get free beer for some time, ha. But just buck up so we can plan and quit bitchen about why we don’t have campouts. Look in the mirror that is the reason. Down a Beer and commit.


#518 – July 10, 2008
6:00 PM Social – Trail Start 6:30 PM
Illinois Avenue & Grill
1403 E Illinois Ave
Hares: Rancid Nuts & Terminator

Oh you Bastards are in for a THRILL. Shiggy BABY!!!!!!!!!