Hashmas 2013

TRAIL # 652

HASHMAS 2013

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 21^ST

2:00 P.M.

711 S. Greene St. (Pink Pecker’s new pad)

Spokane, WA 99202

Hares: Pink Pecker & Sticky Stretchy Balls

Hash Cash: $5.00 plus a “White Elephant” gift

And a potluck item. And Ugly Sweaters!!!!!

On On to Hashmas !!

RU up for Saturday Shiggy?

1/2 minds, Lace up your best shigging shoes and come join your kennel for a fun filling hashing trail. Let's welcome our winter trails with a great turnout for suds and fun. Why not, your a hasher right?

Trail #649
Saturday, November 9
2:00 PM
Sullivan Scoreboard
205 N Sullivan Rd
Spokane Valley
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Everhard

Also come meet your new mismanagment team. We may be a smaller group this year but motivated to provide a bit more management to the hash. Welcome your Hash Cash - Eveready, Hare Raiser - What's New P Hat, Religious Advisor - Beast (like he ever really gave it up), and Trancid Nuts as Haberdasher, Scribe, and various other tasks including keeper of worthless knowledge.

Last Thursday Trail of 2013

On on 1/2 minds, The pack will venture back to Coeur d'Alene for Trail #646 on Thursday. Yep, we are fortunate to have found two transplanted hounds that want to hare their first trail with the IEH3. How great is that? So get your carpools together and make trail to welcome Oral Sax and Dr. Grumpy. Trail #646 Thursday, September 26 6:00 PM Moon Time 1602 E Sherman Ave Coeur d'Alene Hares: Oral Sax & Dr. Grumpy Hash Cash: $5

On On Hounds, who out there is up for a hash? If you are then let’s gather up Monday for a Renegade Trail. Why Monday? Why not it is Analversary July for the IEH3. Yep July marks our 26th year so let’s have a trail.


Renegade Monday – July 22
6:00
The Sidebar & Grill
1011 W Broadway
Spokane
Hare: ATM

Hash Cash: None, yep all you need is buck up for this trail.

Be prepared for some shiggy, but no water crossing for this A to A. It is pretty simple for this renegage. Drink – Run – Drink – Run – Drink & Sing.

Also first five hounds through the door get free IEH3 Tumblers.

Trail #639 is Thursday

On on 1/2 minds,


The pack rolls on on and out to Green Acres for some frolik. So lace em up and hit trail.

Trail #639 is Thursday May 23
Venue: The Cum Inn Bar & Grill
18221 E Appleway Ave
Spokane Valley, WA 99016
(509) 924-6762
Time: 6pm
Hare: What's New Pussy Hat... Wo - o - o - o

Thursday is for Hashing

On on as we move away from Saturday trails. We are starting with our traditional Thursday hash trails as Mismanagement considers a possible move. No reason to stop hash because us nuckle head (who said) can't make a decision.


Trail #638
Thursday, May 9
6:00 PM
T & J's Pour House
11113 E Dishman Mica Road
Spokane Valley

Hares: Spooner Boy & Trancid Nuts

Bloomin Hash 2013

Saturday is Bloomin Hash 2013 and one of our most enjoyed hashes as hound from other kennels join us. Or at least they show up for a beer or two. Also the fun continues on Sunday with our traditional Doomsday Hill BS. Just look for the On On Red Flag to the left, near the top and shout On On for hash nectar. A Sunday On After Bloomsday location will be announced.

Also the Haberdasher Box will be available with tumblers at $10 and some remaining Red Dress Backpacks. So make a deal. Also see Pink Pecker to order On On Shorts. If know interest then no order.

So here are the details and note the Hash Time at 3:00 PM

Trail #637
Saturday, May 4
3:00 PM
Fast Eddies Bar & Grille
1 W Spokane Falls Blvd
Spokane
Hares: Terminator, Yellow Fever Beaver, and the return of Schlongus the Minimus as you Beer Meister

Trail #638 is set for Thursday, May 9 at 6:00. Mismanagement is still debating a move from Thrusdays for our Summer / Early Fall Trails. Stay tuned.

A Park Inn Saturday

Gather one and all as the IEH3 hits trail again. The Pack goes on on.


Trail #633
Sequester Slog / Kum-by-ya Hug Fest (You decide)
Saturday, March 2
2:00 PM
Park Inn
107 W 9th Ave (across from Sacred Heart)
Spokane

On on hounds,


You have seen the call of our hare. Please RSVP if you are going to attend Red Dress 2013. Numbers help us plan for a fun time for all so just let us know. As I recall it was our first Red Dress in 2003 that drew 45 and I don't think we surpassed that initial pack. So what do you say? Even if you have not hashed in many moons, how about this Saturday?

Also this year, thanks to Peeking Snail, we want to provide funds for Cancer Patient Care. Yes this year's Red Dress will provide a charity donation. So now start feeling the guilt. Also a break from tradition will be that virgins will have to buck up also for this trail. So if you are bringing one let them know. If they choose to return for a future trail we will make amends.

Red Dress 2013
Saturday, February 16
2:00 PM
Fast Eddies
1 W Spokane Falls Blvd
Hash Cash $20 (You can also make a specific donation)
Hare: Peeking Snail

In case of Pub Stops, make sure to pack your ID on Trail. May the best Red Dress be recognized.

On on to Saturday,

Trancid Nuts

Saturday is a Hashing Day

Saturday's Venue is set. North Idaho bound for you IEH3 hounds.

Trail # 631
Saturday, Feburary 2
2:00 PM
Sundown Saloon
2691 W. Seltice Way
Coeur d'Alene, ID
Hare: Sweaty Behind or someone he can bribe.

Shiggy is promised so a dry back might be wise.

Hash trivia: What venue hosted our 200th and 500th trails?

RED DRESS 2013

On on, all. Get to your favorate value store to pick up this year's red dress.  February 16 is fast approaching.

RED DRESS 2013
Saturday, February 16
2:00 PM
Fast Eddies All Purpose Pub
1. W Spokane Falls Blvd
Spokane, WA
Hare: Peeking Snail
Hash Cash: $20 as the hare wants to make this a fund raiser.  Hopefully not for his rent.
As always Hash Trails are for those 21 and older as you need valid id for pubs.

A Trail this Saturday

Gather one and all for another Saturday of IEH3 fun. After this one hounds there will only be 7 Saturdays trails left.


Trail # 630
Saturday, January 19
2:00
Statz Bar & Grill (Blue Keg)
12303 Trent (Trent & Pines)
Spokane Valley
Hare: Party Stick (figured we could get him back to the pack this way, ha)

If no response from Party Stick we will pick another hare.

Tale of Trail #629 or The Return to Tubs

It has been some time since the IEH3 rolled into Coeur d’Alene so many thanks to Sweaty Behind for making it happen. And we likely will have more trails with a growing base of North Idaho hounds. A happy pack of thirteen hit Hogfish to the enjoyment of blaring Loverboy tunes and a shadowy corner table. Hey as long as we have suds the pack is happy.

Trail flowed toward the lake after the first virgin check, which stumped us for a while. Hell, we couldn’t find a virgin. But the quest for beer must continue. Some nice yellow arrows here and a slick ally crossing there brought the scent to an Eagle / Turkey split. Now tradition has it that these are meant to split the pack to allow walking turkeys and soaring eagles to arrive at the same time, but again this is the IEH3. So while Trancid, NB Kat (could be named: Shrunken Pumpkin), Everhard and The Beast Masturbator sored Terminator, NB Allen (could be named: Tastes Like Shit or Black Head Rubber), Peeking Snail, and NB Machalla gobbled along.

All I can note is the eagles back tracked a few blocks and the rolled on down to Sanders Beach before encountering the Tubbs hill climb. BS was located up an off coarse steep trail to view the day’s history siting of old log pipes. As Sweaty rambled on about the discovery and how these logs likely arrived, the pack enjoyed PBR and orange food. Soon Eveready and Pussy Hat joined after their fun filled trail adventure. After some buddy checking, we realized that Yellow Fever Beaver and Sticky Stretchy Balls could be lost. Whistles were blown and maybe some technology was involved but soon they arrived and there was much rejoicing. Beers and stories were enjoyed, including Peeking Snail’s tale about an 80 year old man and his beloved chicken and Beast’s Hillbilly Hash experience in Virginia. A capsized canoe in a quarry lake at the forth beer stop along with mooning paint ballers. The Hillbilly Hash sounds like a hoot. Road Trip anyone?

With the last PBR emptied it was back to the venue for circle. Yellow Fever Beaver called circle to order after Teminator waited for the happy hour pitcher prices to begin. The auto hashing Peeking Snail and Sticky Stretchy Balls were honored with FRB and FBI. Beast and NB Kat for trail treasure. Pints of Lager in sued, Eveready provided a new song, and circle was closed. Well, you all get the gist.

Thanks to Peeking Snail for hosting the on after potluck.

So Scribed as True.

Trail # 630
Saturday, January 19
2:00
Statz Bar & Grill (Blue Keg)
12303 Trent (Trent & Pines)
Spokane Valley
Hare: Party Stick (figured we could get him back to the pack this way, ha)