Attendees were Everhard, Everready, Terminator, Pilfering-Peter, The Mule, Partystick, Boner, Valenteenie-Ass, Cums-in-Spurts, and hare Pussy-Hat. Vallentenie encountered difficulties with freeway traffic and therefore she and C-I-S had a delayed arrival. To accommodate the tardy hashers, Boner stayed behind at the bar and then the three of them arrived at the beer stop (actually the second beer stop) via vehicle (NON-RUNNERS!!!).
Trail led the pack circuitously around the near vicinity of the bar. Thankfully Everready was there to prevent the wankers from expressing their feminine side at the chick check (since the other two bimbos were auto hashing). Then shortly, Everready was allowed to check suck at the wanker check. On past the softball players, across the railroad tracks, through new condo development areas, a brief respite at the “1/2 BS”, and eventually on around and back to the railroad tracks for the full service beer stop (beer plus orange food) – where our auto hashers joined the pack, as did the hare – and Pilfering Peter was back to “normal” as a train barreled by. He commented something to the effect that he’d never had a whistle that loud.
On-back to the bar and circle – down-downs awarded to the hare, backsliders, FBI (aw, come on… there was only one Bimbo on trail!), FRB, Auto-Hashers and a birthday dirge to Valenteenie… which prompted a bimbo from the bar to join the group for another birthday dirge because it was her birthday as well! Most of the pack headed down the road following the hash hymn for Chinese grease.
On-on! Everready
PS: Next hares: Chilly Cheeks and De-Floured
Next Venue unknown, but the date is 6/9 J A theme?
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
