Interesting HASH #541

Well all you no shows,

Here's the poop on the trail: (From the eyes of the hare)

Hounds gathered at bowl and pitcher, with some having a rough time finding the parking lot. Its almost easier to say who was not there than who was,,, the pack was filled with virgins, new boots, back sliders and a no feces, a dog. This kennel had NO RA, OnSec, Hare Raiser, and maturity. Some arrived with a visual BAC that makes you question what job they could have possibly come from on a Thursday. Trail was laid with a large turkey eagle split to rally on BS near the rivers edge. A winding rivers edge trail should return the pack to circle with few problems. Chick checks, Virgin checks, false trails, Hash holds, and some shiggy will surely mix it up in the end. As the hare sat on an overlook to see the debauchery, he never thought he would see what comes next. Two virgins are first in sight, but how could this be? They must have blown right through the chick check. Silly virgins. But wait, now they blow through the hash hold. What could the replacement RA have told them? Find flour,,, go? Next is Everready but she's not on trail. She came in from the out portion of trail. Surely a trail vet such as this has an explanation. Then a New boots shows on true trail but has to blow through the hash holds and chick checks since the pack was no longer. The pack was now individuals returning on three different paths. The hare could only drink his beer and say WTF as hounds poured in from all possible compass headings.

From here on out the hare can only relay the stories that were told:

The pack took off across the bridge and found trail without problem. Hounds wine about the Alaskan state birds attacking with no remorse. Hounds speak of running despite the lack of oxygen to try and outrun mosquitoes. It is not even possible to count the bites on Valenteeny's ass. The hare did not make this public to everyone but hooked up a few of the veterans with some bug dope.

Apparently at the BS, our "dog" sits/lies and becomes unresponsive. I am not a veternarian, but when a dog does a mile run and can not pant,,, I would call that heat stroke. So, the stroking wiener dog is put on ice and carried out with several hounds backtracking Turkey split. This dog has a name but this event seems to call for a renaming of Stroking Wiener.

Two virgins leave the BS whilst others consumed, but then return and and go on rouge to find trail somewhere else. One boots follows true trail by the river and several other hounds return by running the eagle split backwards. WTF? I still need a bigger head (who said) to understand this. So, the best part of the trail is missed do to stoking wieners, mosquito phobia, virgin thought processes, and a lemming mob mentality. And somehow we all laugh and sing about it.

In circle we had veterans with head (who said) gear, gift giving of a foreign (yes other country) hash shirt to our GM, birthday songs, and a great view of the river. Our very own Valenteeny Ass is getting older(as are the rest of us). The debauchery only grows in circle as the mob takes on a life of its own and the RA looses control. When the dust settles it was all a good time with smiles all around.

It is written, so it is fact. This hash is ended, MAY THE HASH GO IN PEACE!

ON ON, Anal Whistler

IEH3 #541

What: IEH3 #541
Where: Upper Parking Lot at Bowl and Pitcher Northwest Spokane along the River
When: Thursday May 28 6:00 om start
Why: Why not?
Who: Anal Whistler--could be river could be *uckin *unning...always be fun!

ANY OF YOU CLOWNS NEED ERECTIONS TO GET THERE LET ME KNOW! oN oN sPOONER

Have a venue: Going to start in the top parking lot of Bowl and pitcher. There is no bar there, just a parking lot and trail. here are two pics for the hounds to track down trail. Note that is shows Wellsley dropping all the way down to Aubray White Pkwy, but that is NOT the case. approach for most will be to take Northwest to downriver grill and drop down past the golfcourse then turn right/north to bowl and pitcher. Or, Drive down doomsday, under TJ Meenach bridge, past Downriver golfcourse, past sewage treatment, Bowl and Pitcher will be on the left. I will be parked in the top parking lot as soon as I can. For the GPS nuts, and pilot types: N 47 41' 53.8" W 117 29' 40.1" (For those of you that can not understand that, ignore it)

ON ON,
Anal Whistler

#540 on Thursday

What: IEH3 #540 HASH
When: Thursday May 14 6:00 pm
Where: Jackson Hole--Formerly Charlie and Mom's
122 S Bowdish SpoCanada Valley
Who: Terminator
Why: cuz Spring aint here yet and need to drink, *un, drink to stay warm