Hound up for our last Thursday trail of 2011 which happens to be our 600th. It will be getting dark sooner so be advised to bring a flash light or head (who said) lamp.
#600 - Thursday, September 29
6:00 PM
Statz Blue Keg
12303 E. Trent Ave
Spokane Valley
Hares: Sweaty Behind & Everhard
Monday, September 26, 2011
Monday, September 12, 2011
Hash on Thursday!!!!
On on hounds,
Thursday trails are winding down so grab a car pool buddy and venture to Post Falls this Thursday.
Trail #599
Thursday, September 15
6:00 PM
Goodtimes Tavern
2828 West Seltice Way
Post Falls, ID
Hare: Just Plain F… Boner
Bring a dry bag just in case you want to swim.
Thursday trails are winding down so grab a car pool buddy and venture to Post Falls this Thursday.
Trail #599
Thursday, September 15
6:00 PM
Goodtimes Tavern
2828 West Seltice Way
Post Falls, ID
Hare: Just Plain F… Boner
Bring a dry bag just in case you want to swim.
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Trail on Thursday 9/1
On on all,
We are rolling into September which means we have few Thursday night trails left. So lace the new shoes up and make it to the HASH.
Trail #598
Thursday, September 1
6:00 PM
Mike's Welcome Tavern
21 S. Dishman Rd.
Spokane Valley
Hares: Virgin Hare Sweaty Behind and Eveready
We are rolling into September which means we have few Thursday night trails left. So lace the new shoes up and make it to the HASH.
Trail #598
Thursday, September 1
6:00 PM
Mike's Welcome Tavern
21 S. Dishman Rd.
Spokane Valley
Hares: Virgin Hare Sweaty Behind and Eveready
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Thursdays are for Hashing
On on ½ minds,
Since the weather is so nice and you have recovered from Campout 2011, why not strap on the shoes and hit trail this Thursday. Yeah, tomorrow.
August 18
6:00 PM
TJ’s Pour House
11113 E. Dishman Mica Rd
Valley of Spokaloo
Hares: Eveready & Everhard
Since the weather is so nice and you have recovered from Campout 2011, why not strap on the shoes and hit trail this Thursday. Yeah, tomorrow.
August 18
6:00 PM
TJ’s Pour House
11113 E. Dishman Mica Rd
Valley of Spokaloo
Hares: Eveready & Everhard
Monday, July 18, 2011
Thursday is Trail Time
1/2 minds this Thursday will be another time to gather, chase a hare, and down some beers.
Trail #595
Thursday, July 21
6:00 PM
Statz Blue Keg
12303 E Trent Avenue (Corner of Pines Rd. and Trent Avenue)
Spokane Valley
Hare: Party Stick
Trail #595
Thursday, July 21
6:00 PM
Statz Blue Keg
12303 E Trent Avenue (Corner of Pines Rd. and Trent Avenue)
Spokane Valley
Hare: Party Stick
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Tail of Trail #591
Attendees were Everhard, Everready, Terminator, Pilfering-Peter, The Mule, Partystick, Boner, Valenteenie-Ass, Cums-in-Spurts, and hare Pussy-Hat. Vallentenie encountered difficulties with freeway traffic and therefore she and C-I-S had a delayed arrival. To accommodate the tardy hashers, Boner stayed behind at the bar and then the three of them arrived at the beer stop (actually the second beer stop) via vehicle (NON-RUNNERS!!!).
Trail led the pack circuitously around the near vicinity of the bar. Thankfully Everready was there to prevent the wankers from expressing their feminine side at the chick check (since the other two bimbos were auto hashing). Then shortly, Everready was allowed to check suck at the wanker check. On past the softball players, across the railroad tracks, through new condo development areas, a brief respite at the “1/2 BS”, and eventually on around and back to the railroad tracks for the full service beer stop (beer plus orange food) – where our auto hashers joined the pack, as did the hare – and Pilfering Peter was back to “normal” as a train barreled by. He commented something to the effect that he’d never had a whistle that loud.
On-back to the bar and circle – down-downs awarded to the hare, backsliders, FBI (aw, come on… there was only one Bimbo on trail!), FRB, Auto-Hashers and a birthday dirge to Valenteenie… which prompted a bimbo from the bar to join the group for another birthday dirge because it was her birthday as well! Most of the pack headed down the road following the hash hymn for Chinese grease.
On-on! Everready
PS: Next hares: Chilly Cheeks and De-Floured
Next Venue unknown, but the date is 6/9 J A theme?
Trail led the pack circuitously around the near vicinity of the bar. Thankfully Everready was there to prevent the wankers from expressing their feminine side at the chick check (since the other two bimbos were auto hashing). Then shortly, Everready was allowed to check suck at the wanker check. On past the softball players, across the railroad tracks, through new condo development areas, a brief respite at the “1/2 BS”, and eventually on around and back to the railroad tracks for the full service beer stop (beer plus orange food) – where our auto hashers joined the pack, as did the hare – and Pilfering Peter was back to “normal” as a train barreled by. He commented something to the effect that he’d never had a whistle that loud.
On-back to the bar and circle – down-downs awarded to the hare, backsliders, FBI (aw, come on… there was only one Bimbo on trail!), FRB, Auto-Hashers and a birthday dirge to Valenteenie… which prompted a bimbo from the bar to join the group for another birthday dirge because it was her birthday as well! Most of the pack headed down the road following the hash hymn for Chinese grease.
On-on! Everready
PS: Next hares: Chilly Cheeks and De-Floured
Next Venue unknown, but the date is 6/9 J A theme?
Monday, September 13, 2010
The Tail of #575
Well, shit the #575 Trail Happened. Thank “G” that the IEH3 survives after 23 years.
Few hashers made it, but this trail was a shiggy fun time.
Ahhh, People’s Park where you are greeted with “NO PORKING” graffiti on the parking lot barricades. Yes, that was our venue. What’s up with that? Nice that our bankrupt hash cash brought pre-lube suds before we red-lined, and had no funds. Who is our hash cash anyway and what the F*** happened. We were promised a show for $7, but I don’t think it happened. Crap if our Hare Raiser doesn’t buck up for the cause, what will we become?
Boner hustled out and trail began. Red marks lead to a nice circle jerk, but we ran it backwards. Guess it wasn’t a LIVE TRAIL??? Any how, we followed backwards and forwards until the pack found a true red marked trail through People’s Park. Oh, what ventures wait? Tribal clans, tent folk, or the cockery that the graffiti stated? Whistles blew and hounds followed through dirt, brush, and water. Yes, this was hashing shiggy, BABY! Oh, but it didn’t rain. You lazy asses on the couch missed out this OLD SCHOOL hashing trail. You should be shammed.
Yeah, trail led through some tent cities, a few stunned pedestrians, and some lost souls (all stranded on a dirt path-trail, carrying backpacks). Hmmmm? Thank the ½ mind upstairs that we had whistles. As no stabbings, kidnappings, or floaters occurred. Yet, there was that B-Stop near the Cemetery. But I digress, it took lots of lost searching, thanks to the locals that wiped out the marks and some splashing through Hangman Creek or delicate stone hopping to arrive at the BS. But ohhh, how sweet the orange grub and suds went down, down, and down.
The hare rambled to his BS vehicle out of the cemetery and we gazed at the clouded sky to Pink Floyd and then determined it was time to go. A slide here and a slush there, guided us back across the creek and apartment lights showed us the way.
Circle was conducted and damn, suds were drunk. Many thanks to Hare-Just Plain F*ckin Boner, RA-Terminator, Beaver, Party Stick, Pussy Hat, Legal Bondage, Anal Whistler, Beast Masturbator, Tale of Two Titties, Cums in Spurts, and Valenteenie Ass.
Known as true and scribed by,
Trancid Nuts
Few hashers made it, but this trail was a shiggy fun time.
Ahhh, People’s Park where you are greeted with “NO PORKING” graffiti on the parking lot barricades. Yes, that was our venue. What’s up with that? Nice that our bankrupt hash cash brought pre-lube suds before we red-lined, and had no funds. Who is our hash cash anyway and what the F*** happened. We were promised a show for $7, but I don’t think it happened. Crap if our Hare Raiser doesn’t buck up for the cause, what will we become?
Boner hustled out and trail began. Red marks lead to a nice circle jerk, but we ran it backwards. Guess it wasn’t a LIVE TRAIL??? Any how, we followed backwards and forwards until the pack found a true red marked trail through People’s Park. Oh, what ventures wait? Tribal clans, tent folk, or the cockery that the graffiti stated? Whistles blew and hounds followed through dirt, brush, and water. Yes, this was hashing shiggy, BABY! Oh, but it didn’t rain. You lazy asses on the couch missed out this OLD SCHOOL hashing trail. You should be shammed.
Yeah, trail led through some tent cities, a few stunned pedestrians, and some lost souls (all stranded on a dirt path-trail, carrying backpacks). Hmmmm? Thank the ½ mind upstairs that we had whistles. As no stabbings, kidnappings, or floaters occurred. Yet, there was that B-Stop near the Cemetery. But I digress, it took lots of lost searching, thanks to the locals that wiped out the marks and some splashing through Hangman Creek or delicate stone hopping to arrive at the BS. But ohhh, how sweet the orange grub and suds went down, down, and down.
The hare rambled to his BS vehicle out of the cemetery and we gazed at the clouded sky to Pink Floyd and then determined it was time to go. A slide here and a slush there, guided us back across the creek and apartment lights showed us the way.
Circle was conducted and damn, suds were drunk. Many thanks to Hare-Just Plain F*ckin Boner, RA-Terminator, Beaver, Party Stick, Pussy Hat, Legal Bondage, Anal Whistler, Beast Masturbator, Tale of Two Titties, Cums in Spurts, and Valenteenie Ass.
Known as true and scribed by,
Trancid Nuts
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